7 kettles
19th June 2010 with 54 comments
Today our kettle decided to be a jerk and stop working. I don’t remember how long we had it for.
As Rachel and I discovered, Australian and American kettles are different – or at least, the ones we both have in our homes are! Rachel puts hers on the stove to boil. I found this odd, then she asked how mine works.
Ours is an electric kettle, to put it simply. You plug it in, flick the switch on the kettle and the water begins to boil. I often use this method to make coffee or cup noodles. It’s pretty simple.
Today, I made coffee in the morning. Water was already in the kettle and I knew that my mum boiled water before she left for work, so I just let boil the remaining water to make my strong cappuccino.
For lunch I wanted to make cup noodles. I asked my brother which kind he’d like and put them on the kitchen table.
I figured there was still enough water for two cups in the kettle so I just flicked the switch. I opened the cups and emptied out the seasoning into the cups, before I realised that the kettle wasn’t boiling the water.
I was extremely puzzled and walked to the kettle to investigate. I flicked the switch again, but after a minute, the water still wasn’t boiling. I took to unplugging the kettle and plugging it in again, and resetting the power board.
The latter was a bad idea. When I tried to reset it, a huge bright green spark came out of the board. I freaked out, my finger feeling a bit numb from the impact of the zap. I got really angry and shouted, “Fuck!”
I unplugged the kettle, thinking the board was pretty screwed up, and went to find another outlet. I plugged the kettle in, next to the stove instead. That was the only other free power outlet I could find. I plugged it in, but when I turned the kettle on, a huge popping and crackling noise sounded from inside the kettle.
Exasperated, I threw my arms in the air and started screaming profanities. Mostly the “f” word. In fact, I don’t think I said anything other than “urgh” and the “f” word for ten minutes after the kettle had popped. I was so angry, thinking about how to boil the water.
I got a pot and boiled water on the stove in the pot instead, then used that for the noodles. I was so annoyed. My parents argued over the incident when my mum got home. They wanted to know my side of the story.
They continued to ask me about it and wondered why it stopped working and pretty much broke.
Then after that they told me to get out the new kettle. We had a new kettle?!
Why didn’t you say so… you didn’t have to argue! *facepalm*

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I can’t wait for them to all be over and done with!
Thanks for fixing it.
I was going through a rough time, and … well, trying to forget about it.
Because I don’t like small blogs.
Besides – Todd NEEDS a playmate. Nana and Twilight live at my mum’s house.
Atleast you had a new one already too! That makes the situation much easier.
I think Yemaya has most of them now. Not that she ever reads them; she hardly reads.
An artificial high. (I’m not a masochist… nor a sadist
haha, it was sooo good! I'll have pictures soon! They're uploaded to my computer, I just wanna figure out lightbox to show them. Because that's probably the easiest, especially for when I wanna do prom pictures and stuff xD
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Lilian
19th June 2010 at 11:31 pm
Hello!
Whoa! American and Australian kettles are different? What a revelation
That is way cool! Now I want to go to America and use a kettle! Hahahaha.
Actually if you have to put it on the stove, I don’t think I’d be allowed to use it
It’s generally not a good idea for me to be near a stove.
Oh my god. GREEN SPARKS FLEW AT YOU! I’m so glad you’re not seriously hurt. That is like…DANGEROUS
EVIL, EVIL KETTLE!
*hugs Georgie*
Ughhh…Evil, evil, EVIL kettle. How mean of it to stop working randomly
Well I guess if it was that old…but IT SHOULDN’T HAVE SPARKED AT YOU!
Haha, at least you know how to boil water on a stove. I’d be so lost. I have no idea how to do that.
Oh my god. You had a new kettle and they were arguing about the OLD ONE? WHAT?! Parents sometimes! Hmph!
Wow, you had a pretty eventful day
I’m so glad you’re safe!
Okay, now I have to return your comment on my blog
Hilarious!
WHOOOAAAA! 11,000 COMMENTS?! Yep…I really am amazed
I don’t think I’ll return anywhere near that number in my entire life!
Cucumbers! Hahaha if I tried that, I’d end up eating the cucumbers
LOL. But let me know if it works
Haha, no I think I just over-use emoticons. I find them so cute. Your blogs are awesome WITHOUT emoticons
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